Aaron Hernandez’s brother Dennis throws bricks at ESPN headquarters

Who amongst us hasn’t needed to throw a brick at an ESPN constructing, be it the headquarters in Bristol, Connecticut, or certainly one of its few now-shuttered ESPN Zones? I do know if I went by way of the window the place Rise up it was shot in New York, he would choose up the heaviest trash he might discover and throw it in Mike Greenberg’s face. That is why I am siding with Dennis “DJ” Hernandez, the brother of Aaron Hernandez, who was not too long ago arrested after he allegedly threw a stone at ESPN headquarters.

DJ, 36, was arrested on Thursday after he allegedly took an Uber to the Bristol compound and dumped a plastic bag containing a brick and a be aware on the workplace grounds. I actually, actually, actually wish to know what your driver considered the entire thing. I imply, what do you say when your charge will get out of the automotive and tells you to maintain the engine working?

The automotive was turned away on the safety gate, according to a TMZ report, and Hernandez apparently simply threw the brick onto ESPN property. He was charged with second-degree disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor, on March 23.

Nonetheless, if you happen to’re like me, you wish to know what the be aware mentioned, so let me share what was supposedly scrawled on it.

“To all of the media,

“About time all royal eyes [sic] the impact the media has on all members of the family. Since you’re a world chief, maybe you could possibly cleared the path that media and messaging are delivered brick by brick. Clear it up!

“Sincerely, Dennis J. Hernandez.”

Grammatical errors apart, it is onerous to not really feel a little bit unhealthy for DJ. We all know the story of his brother all too nicely, and he is clearly nonetheless tormenting him. Whereas nobody feels, or definitely ought to really feel, empathy for Aaron, I can not think about the ache of a member of the family being disgraced in such a tragic, egregious, and public method.

DJ is now banned from ESPN premises (clearly) and may very well be arrested for trespassing if he returns (no duh). I do not know if Hernandez has any regrets, however my remorse on that is that the bagged brick missed Chris Berman’s windshield.