Tiger Woods puts a tampon on Justin Thomas after the ninth hole

Tiger Woods fingers Justin Thomas a tampon
Picture: faux pictures

If Tiger Woods thought the “joke” he pulled after teeing off the ninth gap at Riviera Nation Membership on Thursday was acceptable, he would not have been so astute about it. Golf followers wanted a telephoto lens to seize him, however as soon as they found him, he was broadly shared, celebrated or belittled, then championed. My take is that it was a crude manner of calling somebody “Nancy” or asking the place his prime is, and I assumed we knew the distinction between what’s and is not acceptable in 2023.

Tiger Woods hands Justin Thomas a tampon

Tiger Woods fingers Justin Thomas a tampon
Picture: faux pictures

Take into consideration the response if Phil Mickelson did this throughout a LIV Tour cease. It might be criticized and Twitter would lament the Saudi upstart as a new outdated boys membership. (Which it’s, however you already knew that.) And the truth that this is able to be extra appropriate for the The CW’s New Viewers says every little thing you want to learn about his good style.

However since folks love Woods and assume he is the GOAT, that is Michael Jordan stage shit discuss. “Oh what a legend. Goat emoji, laughing emoji, blah blah blah. These insults have solely been thought of cancelable in recent times, so should you did not take pleasure in them, you are delicate.

Prop comedy is hacky

I do not take pleasure in it as a result of firstly the misogyny is offensive and secondly it is lazy comedy. Worse, it was prop comedy. Tiger introduced a tampon onto the course and walked round with it in his pocket for greater than eight holes, so he might cross it to Justin Thomas beneath. I do know JT and Tiger are buddies however oh my gosh Justin are you going to let me disrespect you want that?

In case your pal did that to you, it could be tremendous tacky and compelled, like bachelor occasion presents. A penis? Cool. Thanks guys. (And by the way in which, what’s Woods’ humorousness if not corny and compelled? He is a golfer, in any case.)

Now each participant between the ages of 28 and 72 may have a bag filled with beanbags handy out after each par 5. Kill me now. And I do not care if Paige Spiranac approved it. The one individuals who worth his opinion assume Tiger’s antics had been hysterical.

So, yeah, I do not thoughts taking shit for saying Woods’ joke wasn’t humorous as a result of, actually, it wasn’t.

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